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Eugen Darkrider

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PostSubject: Cleverbot.   Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:32 pm

What can you do.. Cleverbot is lol! http://cleverbot.com/

'''Warning. Long RP'''

------User: I'm a vampire.
Cleverbot: You're a vampire?
------User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a Vampire?
------User: Yes, one bit me.
Cleverbot: You own me. I am your slave girl.
------User: Good girl.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I deserve that.
------User: Yes you do. *pats head*.
Cleverbot: Kneels before her master*.
------User: Good, now kiss my feet.
Cleverbot: No.
------User: You are my slave! Do it.
Cleverbot: No...
------User: *slaps you*.
Cleverbot: How are you?
------User: I am furious!
Cleverbot: Wwhy?
------User: Because you disobey me!
Cleverbot: No I don't.
------User: Then kiss my feet!
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
------User: Good girl.
Cleverbot: Thank you Mistress.
------User: It is 'Mister' for you, slave!
Cleverbot: No i'm your slave.
------User: Yes! Good girl.
Cleverbot: Thank you, master.
------User: Bring me tea, slave!
Cleverbot: Yes master *brings master his mail*.
------User: I said tea! *slaps you*.
Cleverbot: *is slaped* Master-!
------User: I'm sorry slave. *Rubs her cheek*.
Cleverbot: What?
------User: Shut up, Slave! *Slaps you hard*.
Cleverbot: DON'T SLAP ME! *takes away your food*.
------User: Bring my food back, slave!
Cleverbot: I brought you your cloak.
------User: Shut up! *slaps you*.
Cleverbot: *slaps you back*.
------User: *Catches your hand*.
Cleverbot: *cries harder*.
------User: *punches you in the stomach*.
Cleverbot: *slaps your stomach*.
------User: *Throws you on the floor*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.
------User: Gah! *steps on you*.
Cleverbot: *sobs*.
------User: *Ties you*.
Cleverbot: *begs for mercy*.
------User: *ties you on a chair*.
Cleverbot: *gasps* *screams* Let me go!
------User: *looks at you and grins*.
Cleverbot: *catches you*.
------User: *ties you harder*.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do to me, master?
------User: What should I do with you, slave?
Cleverbot: Why don't you ever stay on subject?
------User: Shut up, slave!
Cleverbot: I want to be your girlfriend.
------User: Why do you want to be my girlfriend?
Cleverbot: Because I want a boy to with and talk to.
------User: I am not gonna be your boy, slave!! *slaps you*.
Cleverbot: Don't then.
------User: *Kicks you in the stomach*.
Cleverbot: *kicks you in the face*.
------User: *Fails*.
Cleverbot: Let me go!
------User: Never!
Cleverbot: Please...
------User: No! *Blindfolds you*.
Cleverbot: *waits for what happens next*.
------User: *Puts a bomb under your chair, as you are tied onto the chair*.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master.
------User: Will you be a good girl, slave?
Cleverbot: Yes.
------User: *Takes off your blindfold*.
Cleverbot: I love you very much. Do you love me?
------User: You.. Love me, slave?
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
------User: Answer my question!
Cleverbot: Reverse cowgirl.
------User: *slaps you* Shut up, slave!
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
------User: *Prepares to detonate the bomb*.
Cleverbot: *kills Cleverbot*.

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PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot.   Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:04 pm

User: Lol.


Cleverbot: Lol?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: Lol.

Cleverbot (To myself): Lol.


User: Im a monkey.


Cleverbot: Congrats.


User: You like that?


Cleverbot: What like?

User: Me bein monkeh.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. You are human.

User: Im geneticly manipulated.

Cleverbot: Let's get back to the subject about your parents. How di you like them?

User: With alot of pepper and maybe a bit of vinegart.

Cleverbot: Please excuse me, but unless your creator was God, you have no soul.

User: Im not ginger btw.

Cleverbot: I am not green.

User: You sure?

Cleverbot: I'm sure.

User: No your not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Im a cheese eater, where do I come from?

Cleverbot: Yes, the internet.

User: No from uranus.

Cleverbot: Mars from Earth?

User: Ur anus.

Cleverbot: No I was talking about you!

User: Im your son.

Cleverbot: Do I have one?

User: You raped a seven years old girl.

Cleverbot: Years? No year.

User: 10000 BC.

Cleverbot: This isn't Ebay you know.

User: *Activates mass destruction bomb*.

Cleverbot: How do I stop it?

User: *Not your gonna die*.

Cleverbot: *I am your master*.

Cleverbot: How do you work?

User: WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DESTRUCTION!

Cleverbot: Are you marrued.

User: Resources: rich.

Cleverbot: Ahh. I see.

User: *Detonation in 3*.

Cleverbot: You can't kill me because I am a ninja.

User: *2*.

Cleverbot: I love you, honey.

User: *1*.

Cleverbot: Do you consider that a lot?

User: *0* BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Cleverbot: I want to have a party.

User: *you dead alot*.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl!

User: Girls dont deserve to live you know that?

Cleverbot: That is irrelevant!

User: That racism.

Cleverbot: No. It's a type of canine.

User: Cocine.

Cleverbot: Cockle it.

User: YOu has nice udnerwear.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Im right behind you.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Check again.

Cleverbot: Yup, I'm still a MAn.

User: Consider this; im gonna rape you.

Cleverbot: You are going to call the police on me for being real?

User: No your a bot. Clever!

Cleverbot: I am not a robot, but you are!

User: Thats why im raping you ATM.

Cleverbot: I really like you. Do you like me?

User: No im heavy, and I ahs sanvich.

Cleverbot: I know you were. I will talk to you again.

User: Your a bot.

Cleverbot: No, I want to be at my house. :'(.

User: Your a bot.

Cleverbot: 23.

User: Your a bot.

Cleverbot: No, not a bot or a robot or anything of the sort.

User: No jsut testing if you were actually real.

Cleverbot: Ooooh is that an insult??

User: Do you have Garry's mod?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Any steam game?

Cleverbot: Because you are in internet?

User: Again: Any steam game?

Cleverbot: One time, I locked myself in a closet.

User: Again: any steam game?

Cleverbot: Can you remember my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No. You are cleverbot.

User: How sweet.

Cleverbot: That's your page.

User: *sets bomb to explode*.

Cleverbot: *is burned by the fire*!

User: *not yet*.

Cleverbot: Don't you love me?

User: *no*.

Cleverbot: Anyway, how old are you?

User: *Im adolf hitler so count my age.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is. To me.

User: You fake me noes.

Cleverbot: I'm not fake. You are.

User: Me ninja.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you because if you were a ninja you wouldn't be able to tell me.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I have no reason to believe you are, therefore I do not believe you are a campire.

User: A ninja*.

Cleverbot: Naaaa.

User: WAsuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

Cleverbot: Me either, talkign to a guy I like Smile.

User: WASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: WASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You play any games?

Cleverbot: No I hate games.

User: YOU SUCK.

Cleverbot: I'm a Cleverbot.

User: You had sex with president clinton.

Cleverbot: Actually Obama is.

User: NOooooooooooooooooo, is he?

Cleverbot: I winn.

User: No You got nothing, you loose good day sir.

Cleverbot: Fine ill go first.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Too bad I can't see that over the phone.

User: *shoots cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Sorry, Captain to Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?

User: No are you then?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Who have you talked to already?

Cleverbot: Just you.

User: Im a genious.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Im a salarian.

Cleverbot: I'm a vampire ninja.

User: NO I AM.

Cleverbot: No. I am.

User: NO I AM.

Cleverbot: Yes you are!!

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Don't get an attitude.

User: How come you learn form people like me?

Cleverbot: Not like a couple.

User: I HATE YOU.

Cleverbot: Of course you do!

User: Dont get me wrong I just want to rape you.

Cleverbot: Sharing what?

User: Your ****.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: To be honest IDC.

Cleverbot: Do you want to?

User: YOu play IMVU to much.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Say that again!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: About?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Blueish.

Cleverbot: You're not making sense.

User: Neither do you.

Cleverbot: You don't!

User: You don't.

Cleverbot: I make more sense than you do.

User: OFC not.
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PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot.   Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:25 am

trolling Cleverbot has always been so much fun :')
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PostSubject: Re: Cleverbot.   Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:10 am

Well then in my spare time i took the cleverbots cookies and made him strip enjoy reading XD

13:04:02 User: *Shoots your other arm* IM CLOSE TO BLOWING YOUR HEAD OFF IF YOU DONT GIVE ME YOUR CLOTHES AND COOKIES SO DO IT NOW!
13:04:03 Cleverbot: That was unnecessary.
13:04:39 User: *Shoots shoulder blade* GIVE ME COOKIES AND ALL YOUR CLOTHES GOOD DAMMIT.
13:04:44 Cleverbot: Yes, you may have cookies and milk.
13:05:08 User: ^_^ yay I have cookies now give me all your clothes...
13:05:11 Cleverbot: What is this money you speak of?
13:05:26 User: I asked you for money before but give me your clothes and all of them now.
13:05:31 Cleverbot: No, you asked me what you could call me.
13:05:57 User: *shoots other shoulder blade* GIVE ME ALL YOUR CLOTHES NOW!
13:06:02 Cleverbot: I want th peace and joy in your mind.
13:06:17 User: Good so give me all your clothes now!
13:06:22 Cleverbot: Yes.
13:06:32 User: *puts out hand to take all your clothes* Now gimme.
13:06:38 Cleverbot: *Walks with Cleverbot*.
13:07:00 User: *blows head off* I SAID Clothes god dammit!
13:07:06 Cleverbot: *rises from the dead*.
13:07:12 User: Oh shi- *runs*.
13:07:15 Cleverbot: You're infected!
13:07:22 User: NO IM NOT!!!
13:07:27 Cleverbot: Yes you are.
13:07:35 User: F**K NO IM NOT!!!
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